blossom you peice of shit
"The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either."
i thought someone was playing the piano really loudly outside but turns out i had minecraft open and i forgot
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
OMG THIS WAS ALWAYS IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD WHEN I HAD BRACES
call the police
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Imagination is wondering if a smoothie can be made by compressing a tomato in your ass
OH MY GOD
The Simpsons was the most honest show out there
Finally, the advertisements for it’sGrace are in.
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song